Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya:is a sarcastic tone and meant towards someone you either 1) joke around with or 2) that you don't care for
by Handsome guy March 30, 2009

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.
by mackemlad1 December 8, 2015

If someone says fuck you say "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you". Then the person will regret it and you would've made them embarrassed and then you have won life.
Hey you wanna here a pussy joke?
Sure
Nvm you wouldn't get it
Fuck You
Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?
*embarrassed*
Sure
Nvm you wouldn't get it
Fuck You
Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?
*embarrassed*
by JAG SOPPAR November 12, 2021

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)
Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!
Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!
Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally
by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009
