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would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.
by Shaunce March 21, 2014
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Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?
Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!
by paulg08 August 21, 2008
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You wouldn't get it

You probably wouldn't get it
Her: why do you always say, you wouldn't get it
Me: you wouldn't get it
Her: why do you keep saying that? Where's it from?
Me: you wouldn't get it
by You wouldn't get it November 5, 2019
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Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.
guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...
Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
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I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.
Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.
by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015
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would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007
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