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workplace mutism

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.
Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019
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workplace trash sifters

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.
Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.
Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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workplace bitch

Ben's the workplace bitch becuase he takes it in the bum
by Workplace bitch September 10, 2016
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workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.
This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019
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workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.
I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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Workplace Rub

term referring to the unwanted rubbing of your shoulders/arms at the workplace. This act is usually performed by the plant manager and occasionally by the maintenance man. The rub occurs from the back when the victim is not expecting it. The workplace rub can can be countered with the Workplace Rub Square Up.
Zach: I see you fell victim to the Workplace Rub hahaha
Donnell: Yeah he got me from the back and I didnt have time to square up.
by The Denier February 18, 2010
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