Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009

Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.

"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."

by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011

Sea woofer

A person complete who is a complete cunt.

Oh my gosh Emily is such a sea woofer.

by Burnt chicken August 8, 2016

woofer

Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.

Wow! Thats so woofer!

by Keli B August 7, 2007

woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

by hEbo0 October 1, 2011

Sub-Woofer

when one dog barks, then other dogs that hear the barks follow in becomeing more annoying.

when the mail man came my dog started a sub-woofer through my neighbor hood.

by dan188 June 19, 2010