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Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.
'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'
by Loopmeister August 8, 2006
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Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.
"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."
by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011
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Sloppy Woolery

the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
to epic win to explain try on your partner she will enjoy the sloppy woolery .
by Big Bubba Love skin August 3, 2008
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Sea woofer

Oh my gosh Emily is such a sea woofer.
by Burnt chicken August 8, 2016
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woofer

Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.
Wow! Thats so woofer!
by Keli B August 7, 2007
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woofer

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.
"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"
by hEbo0 October 1, 2011
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