Woodchipper 

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.

2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

Woodchipper by Clarediette February 28, 2010

The Reverse Woodchipper 

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

The Reverse Woodchipper by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

Woodchipper 

When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.

Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.

Woodchipper by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

backend woodchopper 

Backend woodchopper is like a wood cutting factory that chops wood but instead is used as a synonym for pooping

Dude the other day my backend woodchopper was malfunctioning and a log got stuck

backend woodchopper by Waffle_taco927 July 22, 2019

testing the woodchipper 

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

testing the woodchipper by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

the louisville woodchipper 

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.

Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper

the louisville woodchipper by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014

Woodchipper 

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)

Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!

Woodchipper by rh83cp October 4, 2010