wobbleyou

another way to say "Double u" but when a northern war veteran with a big bushy moustache that ended up teaching maths attempts to say it.

person1: how do you spell wall
northerner: wobbleyou, a, l, l

by gingerbaz November 9, 2006

Wombled

To get extremely drunk, specifically at the Wimbledon tennis championship

I hardly remember watching the semi-final, i was absolutely wombled after all that pimms.

by tommy_foxx July 7, 2008

cock wombler

Someone that wombles a bunch of cocks. She can go through a couple in a weekend.

That bird is an absolute cock wombler, seen her go out back of Rio's with three lads already tonyyt

by Seaboy Master November 30, 2018

Womble

The act of farting on someone's dinner. The most effective wombling is done without pants.

Dude! That guy just wombled on my plate!

by Rev. James Thomas November 3, 2008

Wombler

The act of placing ones anus onto the nostrils of another and passing gas. If male it is also customary to ensure the ‘nuts’ are placed on the victims chin. Womblers are best performed when the victim is unconscious.

Last night I faked being asleep when you gave me that wombler, it was heavenly.

"Man what the fuck happened last night? This place smells like shit!" "Dude, you got given a wicked amount of womblers!! Check out your nose, it's covered in shit!"

by Noo Nah January 12, 2005

womble

to walk round picking up litter, british military 1970s 80s

1 platoon is to womble over the drill square after first parade

by Military scribe August 16, 2006

Womble

The act of tackling and fisting someone at the same time.

I'm going to WOMBLE Sarah for saying I couldn't do this.

by Jerry W. P. March 23, 2008