Womaned

To get “womaned” is to be objectified despite doing nothing. Usually sexual and by a man, but not always.

“Maggie got sent an unwanted dick pic on instagram. She got womaned”

by notirish March 9, 2023

Pretty Womaned

When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.

Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.

Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.

LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).

by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022

Evasive Womaneuvers

Evasive Womaneuvers is wordplay on Evasive Maneuvers and refers to women in the process of telling a white lie.

My wife was off on Evasive Womaneuvers when she told me one of her little white lies.

by Willy Won't go Home February 19, 2026