wolverine

The unfortunate guy with metal claws destined not to ITCH his BALLS.

"look at the pic of jack hughman? Why he is screaming with claws wide open???"

"He is Wolverine, with hairy itchy balls, destined not to itch them"

by mark.robins210 September 29, 2012

wolverine

an extreme tweaker, or someone who acts very sexual when high

jeez, have you seen that wolverine in dairy mart? that dude needs a fix

by boobinflator August 3, 2018

The Wolverine

A sexual act in the same category as doing the Superman,or Spiderman.It's when the male jizzes on multiple knives,puts them between his fingers,and proceeds to fuck the chick with it.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend The Wolverine last night! She was bleeding like hell!

by Zosocrow94 June 11, 2009

wolverine

A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.

Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.

Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan

"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"

by ChadHennesTailBone October 9, 2005

Wolverined

After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.

Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!

Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...

Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!

Paul: Thats AWESOME!

by StuntmanJames January 19, 2011

The Wolverine

the position a sports fan stands in when completely disgusted with his/her home team's preformance. Consists of both hands placed on the head and a look of disgust on the face. Also known as "The Big House Position". Originated in Ann Arbor, Michigan during the game against Appalachian State.

"The team was getting beat so badly everyone in the stadium was doing the Wolverine"

by Marcus D Ricardo March 26, 2008

wolverine

A student or alum of the University of Michigan

After the wolverines overcame a 21 point deficit to win over Michigan State, you could hear the 107,501 wolverines screaming "It's great... to be... a Michigan Wolverine"

by Will Mendoza July 18, 2005