by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025
Get the Wokeness mug.Wokeness is a socio-digital phenomenon where superficial, well-intentioned moral assumptions are isolated from rational critique by a class of moral purists. These enforcers interpret any counterargument as a direct offense, defining it as oppressive, bigoted, or unacceptable to leave no space for rational discourse. This results in a state of social inertia and scrupulosity that prioritizes virtue signaling over effective problem-solving.
Male: "Actually, if you look at the data, the wage gap is largely a product of supply and demand, occupational choice, and hours worked—not just some secret club of men."
The Feminist: "Ugh, stop mansplaining the patriarchy to me. Your 'logic' is literally just a tool of oppression..."
Male: Wokeness is taking over everybody's mind
The Feminist: "Ugh, stop mansplaining the patriarchy to me. Your 'logic' is literally just a tool of oppression..."
Male: Wokeness is taking over everybody's mind
by huevacles April 18, 2026
Get the Wokeness mug.Examples of pseudo-wokeness:
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023
Get the pseudo-wokeness mug.When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Wokeness mug.The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".
Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Wokeness mug.The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"
by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024
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