Womblands

A popular areas known to be frequently Colonized, unfortunately few children survive.

This Womblands is your Womblands, this womblands is my womblands, From the comment section to the Navajo Reservation. These wombslands were made for you and me. -LegendaryStephen

by LegendaryStephen March 9, 2022

Wobbily bits

The male genitalia.

They kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his wobbily bits.

by Nobli September 7, 2015

Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

wobblypop

Another name for a beer, used frequently by "The Champ", a great misunderstanding comedian.

"I went to the bar and had a couple of wobblypops, then staggered out drunk."

by Mykel February 16, 2005

ketty wobbler

dirty tune for when you get on sesh

Turn on some ketty wobblers fam

by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017