(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.

Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.

Wiitard by DVman December 13, 2006

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Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

Wizard on by teamludobagman March 11, 2019

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penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

penis wizard by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014

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her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

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