Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

gut with a butt

A girl who has a nice butt, but also a bit of a stomach

Frankie: Do you know Jenna?

Manny: Aww yeah shes a gut with a butt!

Frankie: yeah, I wanna hit that!

gut with a butt by mrsgarciabernal March 10, 2008

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles 

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles by adam_420 August 1, 2007

NWB: Naked With a Boner 

Ready for action but nowhere to go, left hanging or unprepared to situation.

Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.

My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.

I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.

NWB: Naked With a Boner

NWB: Naked With a Boner by Maxwell Greggor December 22, 2005

thanks for rolling with a brother 

This was a phrase frequently heard on the "ride home" at radio station WPGC in Washington, DC. DJ Celo, the Super Funk Regulator would say this to callers that report their current location, their response would be "thanks for letting a brother/sister roll."

** Morning DJ, Elliot Segal (Elliot in the Morning show) simply used the phrase as sattire - he didn't coin the the phrase at all. He also often joked on air in a tongue-in-cheek manner that many of his listeners were not the most cultured people (i.e. failure to realize that the phrase in question came from a black radio station!)

"Where you at right now?" asked the DJ.

"I'm on Benning Road, heading home from work."

"Who you goin' to see?"

"My son Darius," said the woman giggling, obviously hyped to be on the radio and live. "He's ten years old."

"You have a good one," said the DJ. "Thanks for rolling with a brother."

"Thanks for lettin' a sister roll."

Strange smiled. He did love D.C. (George Pelecanos, Soul Circus, 2003)

thanks for rolling with a brother by Lateef X March 26, 2011

Number One With A Bullet 

Fast moving to the top. Going all the way to number one as if attached to or accompanied by a bullet. A reference to the Billboard top 100 songs where a fast moving track was accompanied by a 'bullet' icon on the chart. Inspiration of the AC/DC lyric "Number One with a Bullet. I'm A Power Pack."

"That new Ice Cube track ain't just a number one, it's number one with a bullet!"

Number One With A Bullet by MrGomezAddams March 14, 2012

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant 

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.

I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019