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Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.
You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.
by Flokito1 November 15, 2022
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wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.
"Yo wilted skull me"
by psuedolarp August 2, 2025
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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van wiltenburg

Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors
Hey that guy can drive!

Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg
by Idrifttractors January 30, 2020
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cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”
by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021
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