Wilky 

Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.

Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.

Wilky by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009

Wicky Nicky 

A small dog's penis/ballsack/redthing

Todd: Dood... That dog is licking his Wicky Nicky...

Daniel: Yea, thats great. I wish I could do that...

Ashley: Eww.... Quit talkin about dog dick...

Wicky Nicky by Todashdan (Tawd-ash-dan) March 3, 2008

wicky wicky 

The sound made while masturbating with lubrication, especially vaseline.

Hey man, I was down at the nurse's office the other day and this kid Pat Dorsey came running in and said "quick quick I need some vaseline for my chapped lips" the nurse gave him the whole bottle. He went into the bathroom and all you could hear was "wicky wicky wicky"

wicky wicky by Zeus May 22, 2004

Wilky 

To have bad aim and try to stimulate the asshole instead of the pussy.

"I tried to finger her but I pulled a Wilky"

Wilky by pussyslayaoopsthatwasherass April 17, 2014

Sticky Wicky 

Let me begin explaining with a little song...

Ohhh.... If you have a vagina, penis, mangina, or anything in between (even if your asian). You know what a mess them genitals can make.
YOU NEED A ROLLER, A STICKY ROLLER!
The sticky wicky is perfict for cleaning up all hair, dust, lint, even jizz! Small or BIG messes!!
It is Reusable for use again, and again, and again, and AGAIN!
It has patented rotating grip action... for tough handeling!!

... So remeber before you jizz.. YOU NEED A ROLLER, A STICKY ROLLER!!!

Penis Vagina Jizz Asian Mangina Genitals Sticky Wicky

Sticky Wicky by Danzx3r101 November 4, 2010

Wicky Wicky Wham Wham

What white suburban parents think rap sounds like.

White Mom: Don't you kids go out listening to that wicky wicky wham wham music.
Son: What??

White Mom: You know that yo, yo, yo music.
Son: whatever...

Wicky Wicky Wham Wham by Antonio Capabella July 8, 2016

wicky wicky 

Wicky wicky is a term used to describe a sexually appealing member of the opposite sex. It can also refer to the act of sex.

"Oh man, that girl is wicky wicky"
"mmm... wicky wicky licky licky"
"hey, how about me and you get wicky?"

wicky wicky by Paddy Death May 20, 2008