HYPHY WIFEY 

Noun.

A hyped ass wife.
But, a hyped ass wife that you hella love. <3

"I'm his hyphy wifey, cuz that's how we do it in the yay!"

"David's my hyphy wifey, and I love my hyphy wifey or wahh?"

HYPHY WIFEY by steeze May 1, 2006

Bust It Wifey 

Yes, she's better than a bust it baby, only because she's down for you whenever, wherever AND vice versa. She's the one you come home to NOT BECAUSE she's an expert at fellatio, or because she can talk her sex game or because she looks amazing with or without her clothes (though its a bonus), BUT BECAUSE you love her phsyically, mentally, and emotionally. She's your dyme, your wife, and your BETTER HALF. She's the ice cream to end your day, with the sex being the cherry at the top. pretty please. ;)

Girl: Let me be your bust it baby
Guy: Naw, I need a bust it wifey.

Bust It Wifey by Sandy Do May 28, 2008

wifey

A dude has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
Wifey is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) .

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe

Dude1: Man I messed up big time with my wifey.
Dude2: You mean Kayla?
Dude1: No Kayla is just my boo. She cant never replace my girl Shea.
Dude2: What happened with Shea?
Dude1: She found out about me and Kayla.
Dude2: Dang dude, you're screwed now.

wifey by XxBumpLikeThisxX June 22, 2007

wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

wifey ting by Mitch *_* May 15, 2016

Wiffery 

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

evanpeters.wifeyyy 

the hottest person alive. the best most elite person there is. you’d be lucky to have a friend like this, very hot *lip bite*

evanpeters.wifeyyy is the hottest person alive. evanpeters.wifeyyy is the most elite person there is. you are extremely lucky if you have evanpeters.wifeyyy as your friend.

evanpeters.wifeyyy by sarahpauisonscigarette June 16, 2021

pull a wifey 

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

pull a wifey by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011