Icelandic

People from the country of Iceland. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered European or not because I don't know.

I am Icelandic because my father is descended from Leif Erikson.

by !@ August 6, 2007

the icelandic dynamic duo

A variation of the common Shocker, in which the pinky finger is inserted into the anus while the ring and middle finger penetrate the vagina. The Icelandic Dynamic Duo is made unique by the fact the hand is first soaked in ice water.

"You'd be amazed at how fast you can wake a woman up by using the Icelandic Dynamic Duo."

by The Mighty Philgamesh September 28, 2008

icelandic skull mining

Skull Fucking a girl (or guy) in both eye sockets.

Never try icelandic skull mining, kids. It's very cruel to do to blind people.

by Thumpster February 7, 2008

Icelandic Lesbian

Someone who ties their sweater or hoodie around their waist, sort of like a first grader.

"Hey John, why did you tie your hoodie around your waist? You look like an Icelandic lesbian."

by Dickbuttbukkake December 13, 2014

Icelandic Vagina

Contrary to the popular belief, does not mean pika but is simply a vagina from Iceland.

Friends: "Hahaha you're an Icelandic Vagina."

Pika: "I am not!" *yells furiously*

by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016

icelandic pipe

When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted

Last night I used a Icelandic pipe

by Dirtyword92 July 12, 2017

Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible

The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019