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wicelandic

white people who are incredibly enamored with the idea of Iceland and may have an idealized or inaccurate notion of what constitutes Icelandic culture and heritage.

This is not an unfamiliar concept: some non-Japanese people people fetishize Japanese culture, myths, and customs. Others fetishize Ireland, its legends (fairies, anyone?), and its landscape. This sort of thing is almost always done with an inaccurate understanding of the country and culture, and often with no discernible explanation for why that person, who has no real reason to claim the culture for their own, would decide to do so.

And recently, there's been a bizarre wave of people fetishizing Iceland.

Usually it's done by people who seem to think the entire country is populated by clones of Bjork and Jonsi Birgisson, and who don't realize the beautiful photographs of the Icelandic landscape are all taken during the spring, because there is no sunlight for most of the winter. Also this is a culture where fermented shark meat is part of the traditional fare and if you don't eat it people think you're a wimp. FETISHIZE THAT oh yeah baby, rub that shark meat all over my face. Love that cheesy ammonia smell.
Half the people who live in Williamsburg are wicelandic.
wicelandic by BlowsHisNoseAgain November 17, 2011
Words you can keep

icelandic 

the real most bad-ass scandinavians...so bad-ass they got kicked out of normal scandinavia. they make chuck norris look like a small child.
Smart people don't fuck with the Icelandic.
icelandic by .ao. September 21, 2006

Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.
Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!

icelandic 

The language Icelandic people speak.
The Icelandic alphabet:
A Á B D Ð E É F G H I Í J K L M N O Ó P R S T U Ú V Y Ý Þ Æ Ö
a á b d ð e é f g h i í j k l m n o ó p r s t u ú v y ý þ æ ö

An example of Icelandic:
Heyrðu, kemur þú í myndbandaleiguna á eftir, en ekki fyrr en klukkan fjögur vegna þess að ég er að fara í afmæli til ömmu minnar.

Translated:
Hey, are you coming to the video rental store later, but not until 4 o'clock because I'm going to my grandmother's birthday.

Another example:
Hvað gerðir þú um helgina?
Ég heimsótti systur mína og við horfðum á kvikmyndir til klukkan fimm um nótt.

translated:
What did you do this weekend?
I visited my sister and we watched movies to five o'clock.
I know it's stupid but it contains words that people often use in Iceland.

Another example:
Ég hata Jónu, hún sagði að ég væri tík og hóra!
Ég vona að hún fari til helvítis.

Translated:
I hate Joanne, she said that I was a bitch and a whore!
I hope she goes to hell.

Another example:
Sonur sæll, þegar þú ferð til ömmu þá segirðu "Góðan dag amma mín, en hvað þú ert falleg."
Svo verðurðu kurteis við hana vegna þess að hún býr ein heima hjá sér.

Translated:
Son, when you go to granny's you say "Good day grandma, you look beautiful today."
Then you will be nice to her because she lives alone.

Iceland is the small island east of Greenland and west of Norway in the upper-middle of the Antlantic-Ocean.
It's a part of Europe although it's half in it's still considered as being part of Europe.
I love this country the most, icelandic is the best language of all time.

Icelandic nigger 

a phenom where icelandic kids turn to ghetto niggers
ayo was good ma Icelandic nigger

ite my bad icelandic nigger
Icelandic nigger by super magic mike November 13, 2018

Icelandic volcano 

Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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