death wobbles

Also used as a skateboarding term for when going to fast down a hill and the skateboard starts to wobble uncontrollably usually resulting in a high speed crash and injury.. Most skateboarders have had this sickening experience and have pissed themselves laughing at other riders experiencing the same.. There is also major relief when denying the death wobbles and regaining control, usually accompanied by bragging.

Alan-'What happened to you?"

Tim - "Fark me I was skatin' down the big dipper and got the death wobbles..I headed straight for the gutter and was pitched onto the grass..Broken arm and grazes everywhere."

Alan-" ha ha ha fucking ha!"

by clownlager March 1, 2010

wibbletated

Something that's distorted to the point of being non-functional.

About a fork that's all bent out of shape:
"This fork is wibbletated!"

by Tanath9 July 7, 2006

wibble

/verb/. - the state of becoming emotionally overwhelmed--often followed by a silence because the individual is unable to find the words to speak properly

Wendy wibbled, a chill running the length of her body, temporarily immobilizing her from doing anything, even speaking.

by Lysyrna August 7, 2004

Wibble Wobble

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

word wobbles

When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.

Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

Year of the Wibble

2005 started off well for "the Wibbler" with a large amount of female contact during the first week of the year. Hence, this will be a fantastic year with the opposite sex for all those that wibble.

That Wibbler's sucked more titties than he's smoked biftas this year. If must be the Year of the Wibble.

by Secretive Jim January 19, 2005

wibblesome

1. A heavily context-dependent adjective used when mere English is inadequate, impractical or undesirable.

2. Characterized by either the possession of a high degree of wibble, the condition of being a wibble, or the action of wibbling.

3. Often used to describe things of an undesirable or dubious nature when words will not accomplish the twin goals of adequately describing the repugnance of the object in question and remaining conversationally polite.

1. "My, my, this is quite wibblesome indeed"

2. "Check out that wibblesome pothole"

3. "I don't know about that man, that's just...wibblesome."

by Joren September 21, 2005