Gettin' jiggy with it
Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
Barry Whitesque style term referring to the act of indulging in a bit of hide the sausage
"Let's turn the lights down low baby, have a little wine and later... do a little horizontal dancing"
by Lottycat February 27, 2009
Get the Horizontal dancing mug.When the male is laying down behind the female and he sticks his penis into her vagina. Then the male thrusts his pelvis causing a "bopping sound". The two people are laying horizontally while doing this action.
by bust_a_nut January 19, 2010
Get the horizontal bopping mug.by Clint G April 4, 2006
Get the horizontally receptive mug.When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 11, 2008
Get the Horizontal Kartwheel mug.Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011
Get the Horizontal Happy Dance mug."My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
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"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."
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"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."
by FailedLogic October 19, 2011
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