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Whore’s bath

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1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.

2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:

“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”

Example 2:

“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
by red@rby August 9, 2020
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A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.
For next weekend, bring baby wipes so you can give yourselves a Whore's Bath... Too easy.
by Gbenay August 8, 2022
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whorebath

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to clean the smell of sex off yourself before retuning to your spouse. as to avoid detection of your infidelities.
your mom had to take a whorebath after her and i had a sweet session.
by cmunki October 20, 2009
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Whorebath

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Whorebath is a nabm project by entity sod produced in Englewood Tennessee
Whorebath is Satan's Sudafed
by Dick shaver2 March 30, 2023
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Bathroom Ho/whore

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well actually being a hipocryt and saying she wants her first kiss to be special. But then goes into a bathroom and locks the door knowing that there is a guy in there.
by Paige December 18, 2004
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Bathroom whore

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A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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Bathroom whore

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A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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