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Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.
1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!
by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007
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whorebots

Robots on twitter who follow you as a result of you repetitively talking about something (bots) , they tend to unfollow you as soon as you stop talking about their topic. Therefore they are never loyal to those who they follow (whore). Hence whorebots. They are for advertising.
I talked a lot about my iPod and picked up a whorebot called iPodsforyou on twitter, it unfollowed me next day, bloody whorebots!
by Bobby Kryptonite December 12, 2010
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Whoremon

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.
"She is such a Whoremon!"
by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008
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whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.
Joe is such a whoremonger.
by Rony February 6, 2003
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Whorella

That whorella better stop blowing the boss and get back to work.
by KittyGirl3 November 3, 2007
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whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid
They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.
by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009
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Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014
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