Whompus

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008

Whomping

smacking your dick on your homie's taint with a forceful motion.

Yo dude if you don't stop talking shit i'm gonna give you a whomping!

by Salter Boi April 7, 2020

whompus cat

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

whompus

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

by cat~cat November 23, 2009

Whompus

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015