A tiny British-accented robot that becomes corrupted when put in GLaDOS's body and becomes very selfish. You can meet him in Portal 2 in Finale 4 and him in space is his last appearance shown in-game.

Wheatley should've become a potato. Instead, GLaDOS became one!

Wheatley by layo the layo February 5, 2026

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the wheatley

Noun. A type of dance originating in the Northwest. Place feet a shoulder width apart and bend knees slightly. Now place elbows in front of hips with arms extended at a right angle in front of you like you are holding a tray. Clench fists palms up. With fists at hip level move fists in a circular motion while leaning forward and backward.

"Wow, Mike! Thanks for teaching me to do the Wheatley!"

the wheatley by kknowsit October 5, 2009

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Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley

Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.

Luke Wheatley vibes by Meme1234556 September 7, 2020

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dog-whistley

Adj. Used to describe questions asked to one seeking entrance to a fringe group/political cult. A dog-whistley question lets true believers know it's time to talk about the hard core stuff. "Samantha" on WEB OF MAKE BELIEVE (Episode 3, "I'm Not a Nazi") used this phrase to describe the way white supremacist group, Identity Europe, delicately asked her about "the Jewish Question."

These skinheads were asking me these dog-whistley questions about other races and then I realized they wanted to recruit me.

dog-whistley by Land Man September 14, 2022

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