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whippy choppy

1. an unkown canned food that looks like mashed up chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, jojos, onion rings, and rolls

2. a sex position in which the partners are floating in the air while fucking eachother!

3. a term for idiotic entertainment... if said in an old mans voice while holding a thin stick that sounds somewhat a whip when swung... it's sure to get a laugh and probably cause somebody to piss their pants.

4. a curse word to use when you are taking care of a fake baby with a computer in it's back when it cries.

5. another word for a fucked up hairdo

6. a kick ass dance move mostly seen at private raves

7. a sport in which players get in zipped up sleeping bags and beat the shit out of eachother while completely blind!

8. a kick ass sword/whip used in war

9. the type of movie in which you laugh so hard you shit your pants

10. the kind of website that your friends send you a link to and you have no clue what it is... and it ends up being porno

11. an island that looks like a penis

12. a term coughed during work when you are talking about your boss and he's standing right behind your best friend!

13. a term used for a celebrity that is such a poser and is so fucking stupid

14. a type of drug in which you inhale to make you feel like you're having an endless orgasm or can make you feel like you're in a kill bill movie ready to chop everybody's limbs off!"

15. an article of clothing that is worn up the ass crack and over the shoulders..... ???

16. a shitty old beat up car
1. "HEY WOMAN, MAKE ME A CAN OF GOD DAM WHIPPY CHOPPY!"

2. "We're gonna have to have sex in space in order to perform the whippy choppy.

3. "WHEN WILL THE GOD DAMN WHIPPY CHOPPY BE READY?.... GLADUS!?.... YOU BITCH ANSWER ME!!!"

4. "WHIPPY CHOPPY!!!... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMBASS BABY!"

5. "GOD DAMNIT... YOUR HAIR IS SO FUCKING WHIPPY CHOPPY"

6. "OMG..... he's doing the whippy choppy..... all that pelvic thrusting really turns me on!"

7. "I'M THE MASTER AT WHIPPY CHOPPY! I'D WHOOP YOUR ASS!"

8. "OH GOD, WE'RE SCREWED UP THE ASS... THEY HAVE A SWORD THAT TURNS INTO A WHIP... RUN FUCKING RUN!"

9. "HAHAHAHAHAHA...... omg guys i think i shit my pants"

10. "What is this guys?...... OMFG....THAT CHICK IS DOING A HORSE!"

11. "HAHA.... I LIVE ON A GIANT PENIS!"

12. "...*cough* WHIPPY CHOPPY *cough*..."

13. "omfg.... barney is so fucking whippy choppy!"

14. "HEY CAN YOU PASS THAT WHIPPY CHOPPY OVER HERE?...I'M READY TO WHOOPS SOME ASS AND FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING SOME ASS!"

15. "THIS WHIPPY CHOPPY IS GIVING ME DIAPER RASH!"

16. "ummmm i think the frame just fell off your car..... yeah...."
by Luke-A-Licious April 25, 2005
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whippy-chip

verb. to ruin or disturb, esp. as in to ruin or disturb a good time or peace and quiet.
"We were having a swissy-ass stoney sesh until those narcs fuckin' busted in and whippy-chipped our sesh like that."

"I could have gone on for days tappin' that ass until the phone rang and I heard Candace on the answering machine; and just the thought of that pimply-ass face of hers and the sound of that smarmy sneer just totally whippy-chipped my hard-on."

"Everytime I need to catch up on sleep, that fuckin' firehouse across the street whippy-chips my slumber and decides to test out their sirens and chainsaws."
by djrijk June 23, 2004
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Mr Whippy 99er

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).
as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"
by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009
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whippysmack

(1)adj. Possessing a quality of such divine whippyness, yet still maintaining the fortitude of greatest SMACK to humble all those that would question the degree of power wielded by the subject.

(2)adj. To be awe inspiring, yet neither overwhelming nor threatening.

(3)v. To inspire awe in others, as in definition (2).
Bow before my whippysmack SGI workstation.

Yes, you have certainly whippysmacked me.
by Mad Mage November 12, 2003
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whippy nippies

When a person puts whipped cream on another's nipples, with the intent of eating it off the nipples, engaging in nipple-fellatio
Bro she asked me to put whipped cream on her nipples!

"She asked you for whippy nippies?
by Bajmahal October 4, 2017
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Whippy Kitty

A submissive wearing slutty feline lingerie inserts a vibrator attached to a large, eight inch whip into their asshole. A group of players then surround the kitty who begins to twerk or shake their ass to try and hit one of the men. Whoever gets hit must leave and the last person gets to be the next kitty.
"Did you see Charles? He's still covered in bruises from last night."
"That's what he gets for being so bad at whippy kitty."

"Yeah, oh well, it was hot."
by MacabreMortician April 19, 2023
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whappy

Happy like a tail wagging, butt wiggling puppy, especially in an adorable way.
Could be jumping, dancing or twirling with excitement.
"The best thing in the world is making her so whappy that she'll jump on me for hugs and kisses."
by ophiuchiko September 29, 2023
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