Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

by ggg121 December 20, 2018

a weeks wages

when you see a fit as fuck bird with a nice ass and u say you would pay a weeks wages to bang it hense a weeks wages
(i'd buy that for a dollar)

bloody ell dave i'd give a weeks wages for a piece of that sunshine!!

by the pricey April 25, 2006

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 26, 2011

Derek Weeks

Born on 18 December 1980 This is one raging homosexual from Devon, loves the cock, tries look at your dick when he goes to the toilet with you, isn't many lads this bloke hasn't slept with. also known for his love for beastiality. this person is currant bad from keeping pets for life dure the horrific nature he inflicted on the poor defensive farm animals and even the one time with the poor little goldfish .

Derek Weeks Many gay and lesbian people are in committed same-sex relationships. These relationships are equivalent to heterosexual relationships in essential psychological respects.Homosexual relationships and acts have been admired, as well as condemned, throughout recorded history, depending on the form they took and the culture in which they occurred. Since the end of the 19th century, there has been a movement towards increased visibility, recognition and legal rights for homosexual people, including the rights to marriage and civil unions, adoption and parenting, employment, military service, and equal access to health care

by Unknown person 1237878 June 7, 2011

Biggie Weeks

The hottest mo-fo on the earth. Plays multiple sports. (eg. Wrestling, Football, Shot Put...) He is known for his amazing sex and muscles.

Dude, if I were a Biggie Weeks, I woulda f**ked that b**ch at da party.

by Harris Weeks November 12, 2004

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007

Alston Weeks

This guy is the best musician in the world. Using this ability he draws them in with his looks and serenades them with his angel-like style of playing music.

Girl: Who is that guy with the amazing body and the lovely music skills?
Other girl: Oh, that's Alston Weeks. He's a babe, huh?
Girl: Yeaahhhhh<3

by AussieJ August 25, 2011