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Weenie Wedgie Man

A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.

The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie
Andre- “Yo Caesar I’m bored bro”
Caesar- “Wanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?”
Andre- “Fuck yea”
by TwoBrosOneCup July 15, 2020
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Wedgie Asker

A Wedgie Asker is someone that has their underwear exposed when they don't know and could really use a wedgie.
"My girlfriend is such a wedgie asker."
by taskbar December 21, 2005
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Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.
Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later
by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013
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electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection
slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)
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hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
by DaThLy April 22, 2008
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Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.
Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!
by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011
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wedgie

A wedgie is the condition when someones underwear gets stuck up their ass naturally, or by someone pulling it up there. Wedgies are done usually to nerds who wear tighty whities. However it can be done to people who wear boxers to, and of all ages. Wedgies are done as an act of dominance, to torture somone, for sibling rivalry, or just friends messing around.
When I was younger I used to wear tighty whities. Supposedly, because of this my brother would wedgie me all the time. I think it was just because he was being a jackass. I have proof to since now I wear boxers, and he still gives me wedgies all the time. One time he had his friend over, when I was about 12, and he was about 15. I was laying down on my bed watching tv, when my brother walked into my room. I was immediately suspicious. He walked over, and jumped onto me before I hardly had time to move. He was pinning me to the bed, when his friend came into the room. He screamed, "Hold him down!" So now his friend was pinning me down as he reached down my pants and grabbed the waist band of my tighty whities. He yanked them upwards with both hands. His friend laughed, saying "Your brother still wears tighty whities," mockingly. My brother replied, "Yep, my goal is to rip them all." He continued to yand away while I was screaming in pain. Finally they were about half way up my back when my leg holes started to show and he yanked at those. I could hear my underwear starting to tear as he yanked more violently. My underwear was at the back of my head, when my brother thought of a different idea. He had his friend let go and lifted me up by my underwear hanging me up on a hook that was in my room. he tied my hands and feet together with some rope and they left me there. I hung for 20 minutes before it finally broke, and I was still tied up for a while with underwear jammed up my ass.
by average joe the 53rd March 7, 2008
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