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pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself
I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.
by Red D January 11, 2009
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weave

by 0ldRice January 19, 2019
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CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009
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Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
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Earl Weaver

Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda
Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"

Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."

-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
by Your Testicles November 7, 2011
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Weaveologist

A professional person that can discover and cure your weave problems.
"Something is wrong with Crystal's weave, it is a hot mess."
"She need to go to a weaveologist."
by Modelicious Baby December 16, 2008
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Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.
That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
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