Weasel

A small person, usually a child or someone not fully developed. A weasel is usually very immature and needs to be protected and looked after by those more capable or senior to them.

Look at those weasels in that school playground

Weasel by nakeyb July 27, 2017

Weasel

An utterly odious type of vermin usually found hovering around leak detectors. This creature can not be trusted around Sheep or small animals. A distant cousin of the Shawn, which is indiginous to Ireland and other third world countries

The Weasel caused much hate and discontent in the Service Department.

Weasel by LarryD November 23, 2006

Weasel

He's hott...better looking then you anyways...and he's all pimpin' and shit...yeah u know he's DA WEASEL and none other shall be me!

Hott chick 1:I got a date with Weasel tonight!
Hott chick 2:then its a double date...I'm datin him too!
Hott chick 3:Tripple

Weasel by Matt "Weasel" Hancock May 2, 2004

weasel

A small rodent that thrives by stealing bull testicles and selling them as rocky mountain oysters.

Billy Bob:those damn weasels got to my new bull this mornin'
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!

weasel by fowzilla December 4, 2003

Weasel

A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.

Dan "ahh pop goes the weasel"

Weasel by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009

weasel

a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example

ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.

weasel by Alex Sibley October 28, 2008

weasel

A tall, lanky creature, particularly with brown long hair. Evil lying green eyes, with big sucker lips. Resembles a cheerleading dog, and likes to weasel itself out of being a weasel.

Josh, quit being such a fucking WEASEL ! If you look like a weasel, talk like a weasel, and walk like a weasel, you're a damn weasel.

weasel by Kalphat January 14, 2008