waterbottle

A container holding a delicious, orgasmic drink.

In my waterbottle is peach ice tea.

by Cheyanne&Sam July 11, 2011

Watergate that shit

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

by 37th President April 26, 2009

watergating

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.

"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc

by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

waterape

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.

Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

waterape

To have water squirt up your orifices against your will or consent.

When you are going down a slide at the water park, you have water shooting up your orifices.

by buckethead May 13, 2005