You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.
-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
by Blade1172 August 11, 2009
Get the Dirty Warthog mug.Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
by BustANut222 April 9, 2009
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A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.
Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
by themanwhodefinesthings November 28, 2016
Get the Warthog mug.a snotty animal. there was one in the lion king who was very body confident. i like body confident warthogs.
by idioticmonkeys August 9, 2019
Get the Warthog mug.When performing the deed from behind, equip the double shakas, crank the thumbs into her mouth pushing into her cheeks/gums (double fish hook stlye). Twisting palms up, forcing the pinkies back (replicating the tusks), the warthog is born, she will... squel.
Yeah i heard a loud piggish squeal from the back room, I walked in hurriedly to find Tom performing the "Warthog" on Jessikah. It was simply arrousing
by Eager to please low self estee August 19, 2020
Get the Warthog mug.A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
Get the Warthog mug.This is a Halo term, meaning a wharthog lacking a turret, these are usually found in campaign, or done by a glitch. The only purpose of having one is the fact that noobs heavily avoid this, as if their life depended on it.
PRO 1: "Hey, lets use tat's mods like consumer whores to get a Neutered warthog on our map so no people cheat."
NOOB: "HELL NO I need mah gauss cuz the game is g@y withoutz it because they is MLGEEEEEEEEEEE."
PRO: "Why did I add you?"
NOOB: "MLGEEEEEEEEE!@"
NOOB: "HELL NO I need mah gauss cuz the game is g@y withoutz it because they is MLGEEEEEEEEEEE."
PRO: "Why did I add you?"
NOOB: "MLGEEEEEEEEE!@"
by tat 1 dude July 21, 2010
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