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voided warranty

This happens when a woman loses her virginity.

This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.

Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND!
by Jason L. August 18, 2007
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Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell
“I know what I said
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag
by subway572572 June 12, 2023
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warrane

Mate no going through there... Its Warrane.
by Terrie Hall April 6, 2017
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alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018
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warrant roundup

The act of police riding around in a patty wagon collecting multiple warrants in one run.
Ex: Man, can I stay at your house? I heard they were doing a warrant roundup today and I know they have my address on file.
by andrew972 February 11, 2008
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Buzz Bomb Warranty

Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE
Function: noun

The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger.
"When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"
by buzzbombkirk September 26, 2005
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car warranty

A false sense of security.

When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.
Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."
by Michael Valentine March 28, 2006
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