Wangnon

Wangnon is sus. He will carry you through.

Wangnon loves to suck his cock

by NotWangnon May 5, 2021

wangnail

1) The enamel growth at the end of a circumsized penis that resembles a thumbnail.
2) The protective "thumbnail-like" growth at the tip of a man's penis that starts to form when the man is in his mid-twenties

Man, his WANGNAIL really protects the tip of his penis.
Or
His wangnail is as strong as adamantium, there's nothing that can trim it down

by millville resident April 2, 2009

wangnozzle

Those really douchey guys at parties who spew constant lame lines like "what up, dog?!" and "oh snap!" and secretly think they're from Harlem when they're actually spoiled white kids from the 'burbs.

Did you see the flood of wangnozzles that came to the party last night? Talk about ridiculous in their satin track suits.

by thepiratemoon April 6, 2008

wangnon

He is a cool friend, he can also be used as a wagon

Wangnon is carrying your ass in Valorant.

by NotWangnon May 5, 2021

Wangnon

A short person with big pp and is a perfectionist. He is pretty smart and is one of the cool kids, but is pretty selfish.

you are such a Wangnon

by anonymous May 5, 2021

wangnetic

A "wang" whose incredible powers of attraction allow it to acquire females with unbelievable force. Said females feel an innate physical attraction to it, as a metal to a magnet. Its force is simply natural and cannot be acquired. Many men wish that they possessed it, yet, few are blessed with it.

Dude, Jimbo is incredible. He's ugly as hell but he still gets his bones get jumped like kids on a trampoline. He must have a wangnetic johnson.

The only way that guy's getttin laid is if he gets struck with wangnetic powers by the hand of Zeus.

by Bungemodo October 20, 2008

Wangnaciated

The state of having not been fucked in a long time and being in desperate need of dick.

Amanda was so wangnaciated, even the one-eyed homeless guy on the corner was making her wet.

by Tyco41714 September 12, 2016