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wangnetic 

A "wang" whose incredible powers of attraction allow it to acquire females with unbelievable force. Said females feel an innate physical attraction to it, as a metal to a magnet. Its force is simply natural and cannot be acquired. Many men wish that they possessed it, yet, few are blessed with it.
Dude, Jimbo is incredible. He's ugly as hell but he still gets his bones get jumped like kids on a trampoline. He must have a wangnetic johnson.

The only way that guy's getttin laid is if he gets struck with wangnetic powers by the hand of Zeus.
wangnetic by Bungemodo October 20, 2008
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Washnetics 

Washnetics (wash.net.ics) noun

The application of Autonetics to car wash equipment.
Washnetics has provided customers in the car wash industry with high speed, high volume precision production washing for decades.
Washnetics by ICS Car Wash Systems February 16, 2017
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wangstick 

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.
I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!
wangstick by Dutch May 3, 2003

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026