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wangnetic

A "wang" whose incredible powers of attraction allow it to acquire females with unbelievable force. Said females feel an innate physical attraction to it, as a metal to a magnet. Its force is simply natural and cannot be acquired. Many men wish that they possessed it, yet, few are blessed with it.
Dude, Jimbo is incredible. He's ugly as hell but he still gets his bones get jumped like kids on a trampoline. He must have a wangnetic johnson.

The only way that guy's getttin laid is if he gets struck with wangnetic powers by the hand of Zeus.
by Bungemodo October 20, 2008
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Washnetics

Washnetics (wash.net.ics) noun

The application of Autonetics to car wash equipment.
Washnetics has provided customers in the car wash industry with high speed, high volume precision production washing for decades.
by ICS Car Wash Systems February 16, 2017
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wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.
I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!
by Dutch May 3, 2003
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