The Wags

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.

Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".

by The Infamous Hubes August 23, 2011

WAG

What A Genius. A term used to denote a person of great intellect.

Ramiz: Are you a WAG?
Pleasure: Nooooo

by legendryAuthor August 20, 2015

Wag

The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.

We watched the football game, and then we wagged for a bit.

by Roger Bones January 30, 2011

Wag

uberleet to the maximum.

I like this band! this band is wag!

by "C.C" September 13, 2005

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004

Wags

a complete douchebag who will go out of his way to make your life miserable; a very odd person;one who is a dick

Man don't talk to that guy, he's such a wags. douche bag asshole loser

by america!!!!!! May 24, 2011

WAG

A WAG is a weird, atheist, gay kid. The kid is silent. People use this word to real offend somebody and hurt the heart.

Person 1: Your such a WAG

Person 2: I AM NOT!!!

by Wonderfully Beautiful Swag May 19, 2020