wafer fab

wafer fab (adjective)

1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny

2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer

see also: heroin chic

"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"

by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 8, 2008

Nilla Wafer

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

No wafer

Low quality, midsy, subpar.

Got this bud in mass, absolutely no wafer

by Colonel_lingus710 October 1, 2021

Vanilla Wafer

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009

Ram Wafer

The male version of a slam piece. Some guy you want to/have sex with, without any emotional attachment.

Maggie: Where are you going tonight?
Nancy: Pay a visit to my ram wafer.

by Hoodrat For life October 7, 2009

crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.

"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"

by Larry Finster December 24, 2009

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007