fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017
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anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
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Boogie woofer

A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.
Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.
by Christbird May 16, 2020
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chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.
That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc January 19, 2018
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Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog
Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy
by Unknown_Ent72 December 15, 2024
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Fuckin Woofer

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog
Ey Up, Have you seen that fuckin woofer over yonder. fluffy little thing innit
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sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
by SugarWooferPro February 19, 2016
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