Wait a second...

Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."

A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...

by Someone you don't care about. July 22, 2021

Wait and Bate

Symptom of a slow internet connection, Wait and Bate is a complete pain in the ass. Such low bandwidth provides two options: 1) The Stop-and-Go wank, where you can only jerk it for periods of about five seconds, as the video constantly pauses to buffer or 2) Bring up a bunch of porn, then allow it to load for 10-15 minutes.

One thing that sucks about going out to my parents' house is how the slow internet forces me to Wait and Bate.

by Entitled January 10, 2011

wait 'til it comes out on youtube

A new phrase to describe movies you really don't want to see. Before we waited for the DVD, now we can wait for youtube.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see 'The Love Guru' yet?

Guy 2: "No way dude. I think I'll wait 'til it comes out on youtube"

by nate bortolini December 23, 2008

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic.

you are EPIC

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. is epic

by oli22 December 5, 2021

Wait-a-phile

A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.

A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...

by makes the midwestern sun shine March 16, 2009

Wait, what?

Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.

Person A: I like unicorns. Their scales are lovely.

Person B: Unicorn scales? Wait, what?

by IceMetalPunk August 22, 2011

Wait. What?

A way of indicating that the thing you or someone else just said makes no sense.

A new law prohibits smoking in restaurants, bars and on the grounds of hospitals and schools. But prisons, psychiatric institutions and retirement homes exempted...

Wait. What?

by tvjames December 22, 2010