ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007

von shliffen

the sexual act of jizzing in one's ear.

cornelius von shliffened michaelangelo.

by cornhole12345 February 14, 2010

Baron von Sexatron

A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.

I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.

by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016

goned von stottenberg

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

by tom elwell January 27, 2004

The Von Stauffenberg

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

von spiegel

the most amazing last name in the whole world.

What's your last name?
von Spiegel.
What? Thats the most amazing kick ass last name I've ever heard!
(this has happened)

by mandaaa June 24, 2008