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first line vocabulary

A first line vocabulary is someone who hears a cool or just clever new slang term and then goes to Urban Dictionary and assumes the first meaning is the correct one no matter what the context.
I saw a girl get disowned by her family because she tried to pull a first line vocabulary move and ended up calling her mother a swine humping prostitute by accident.
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Vocabulary 

“Vocabulary words, are words”.
Vocabulary by My name is jeff. March 27, 2020

Vocabulary 10/10 

Goats are like mushrooms; if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.
“Yo man we got so high yesterday” - Brad Pitt
Definitely!! Goats were like mushrooms; if ya shot a duck, I’d be scared of toasters.” -Other Brad Pitt

Vocabulary 10/10” - Chris Pratt
Vocabulary 10/10 by OrphanStomper October 27, 2018

Irish Vocabulary 

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.
Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!
Irish Vocabulary by 1337 Silverland December 30, 2010

vocabulary challenged

When a person has a momentary lapse of memory and can't think of the correct word to use during conversation.
We were at the park the other day and saw this big ...um...what's it called? Sorry, I'm vocabulary challenged at the moment.

vocabulary bombing 

Using the most complex words possible to describe (3 words, or comment on someones social media post.
If someone writes: Vocabulary bombing: Using the most complex words possible to describe or comment on someones social media post.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.

Vocabulary Distillation

The process in which a word (usually a dialect-exclusive) that initially meant something broad eventually distills down to a specific meaning or part.
Person 1: It's kind of crazy how Vocabulary Distillation turned the word "Gyatt" from meaning someone attractive to specifically someone's ass.
Person 2: It truly is.