Verp

Something that has pushed you to almost vomit. When you have seen something gross, worked yourself too hard at the gym. That burp that brings up part of your dinner. That's a verp. It's a vomity burp.

I had a verp after I drank that last shot of jager.
The sight of Jack's hairy back made me verp.

by haggle worthy June 11, 2009

Verpes

Vaginal herpes that occurs only in the brains of gay men. It is terminal.

Not to be confused with "virtual herpes."

Joy McCosh: It's been non-stop love making for 4 days now D:
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: LIES. You have verpes.
Joy McCosh: Verpies? Is that virtual herpes?
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: Vaginal herpes, duh.
Joy McCosh: Ah, okay. I didn't know I could get vaginal herpes, but kthx.
Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh: You can, but it's a terminal illness of the brain. *sighs* you should have set it to Wumbo...

by Adrieeler Nnewh-McCosh January 4, 2011

Verpes

A combination of verbal diarrhea and herpes that results in people running their mouths, talking nasty about other people and generally spreading bullshit like they would spread herpes.

Watch out, those bitches over there whispering and spreading rumors - they've got themselves a case of the VERPES!

by Hiede, hiede, April 20, 2015

vlera

Vlera is an Albanian girl name, she is such a loser who can't figure out math!

Person! Vlera is such a dumbass

by Your girlllll November 20, 2016

vlurp

The female version of fap.

I need to go to the bunk for a bit. vlurpvlurpvlurp

by Sinnocent December 10, 2008

vlepje

a vlepje could be anything that's small. usually used to describe something disgusting.

gadverdamme een vlepje!
did you see that vlepje?
i just picked a vlepje out of my nose.
omfg i just stepped in a pile of vlepje!
is that a vlepje on your back?

- one vlepje
- two vlepjes
- that's a huge vlep

by Vincent Ariëns May 19, 2008

verppy

so very happy that you can't be bothered to text both words

My BFF knows just what to do to cheer me up when I am down. Knowing her makes me verppy.

by kimbalara October 23, 2013