visa

Getting approval from your wife / spouse so that you could go out to have a drink or have fun with your friends.

Bob: Hey Mick, want to join me and Danny for a drink tonight? It's Monday Night Football man.

Mick: Sorry man, No visa from my wife until I install the wall shelf

Bob: *grins*

by Uncle Rocco February 4, 2008

run a visa

The term "Run a visa" is used when you are purchasing drugs without cash. To be paid back at a later date.

Hey fam! I don't get paid till Friday. Let me run a visa until then.

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

thai visa forum

A mouthpiece for the Thai government. Anything that is slightly critical of Thailand gets removed. Accounts are banned for the slightest reasons. Basically the entire forums population are just moderators now.

Have you been on the thai visa forum recently? No, I forgot to capitalize the kings name in a post and they banned me.

by Mark Clover November 30, 2020

Visa

To swipe your hand through someones ass like you would swipe a visa card.

"I really don't want to turn around and or bend over"
"why not?"
"Rob Schneider will probably visa me"

by Jimmy-jim-jim-bob January 20, 2009

Visa Sleeve

A sleeve tattoo that has no significant meaning whatsoever, that the subject usually buys (hence the visa) for the sake of looking cool. primarily seen on young adults who think they'll look hardcore if they get a giant Koi fish on their arm that they didn't even design.

dude 1- hey man did you see mike's new tattoo? it's of a koi fish which means something in japanese, even tho he's not japanese!

dude 2- He got a visa sleeve? what a fucking tool.

by jewcanoe. July 18, 2011

H-1B Visa

A temporary visa issued to a foreign worker to legally work in the United States, usually high-tech jobs. The visas are often abused by unscrupulous corporations to replace more expensive American workers. They usually justify this by creating artificial job shortages. An H-1B visa holder will almost always work for much less and is usually less qualified, and does not mind being sodomized by their corporate overlords. Usually they will continue to stay and hold the job long after the visa has expired.

Microsoft often issues H-1B visas.

by Prodadad November 10, 2009

Ghetto Visa

1. A goverment funded card that is givin to low income people monthly, that can be used to purchase food or necessities with your tax dollars. Commenly called food stamps or cash assistance.
2. A plastc card that is used at local convience stores to buy candy and soda.
3. A complete waste of your tax money.

Today is the first of the month run down to the store with the Ghetto Visa and pick yourself up A 6 pack and some candy for the kids.

by wasteofspace July 18, 2009