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a term used to point out the absurdity of contradictory statements made by republitard obama bashers
Tea Partier: " Obama is just like Hitler and Stalin"

Me: "WTF, Hitler and Stalin were enemies at opposite ends of the political spectrum, Hitler was from the extreme far right and Stalin was from the extreme far left. Saying somebody is like Hitler AND Stalin is like calling somebody a virgin-slut!
by Mr.Juan-derful July 17, 2010
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Virgin Sandwich

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When you get black-out drunk and wake up in bed in between two chicks who both happen to be virgins (and obviously still are cause you were too fucked up to bang them the night before).
Bro 1 - "Dude I woke up in bed with Sara and Jen"

Bro 2 - "Haha virgin sandwich"
by Phi_Delt_1052 July 6, 2010
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virgin syndrome

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The unnecessary connection one feels towards the person they lose their virginity to. It often causes great annoyance to their future partners and said person.
Billy: Ever since I had sex with Amanda, she won't leave me alone !

West: Bummer dude. sounds like she's got the virgin syndrome.
by cbii April 9, 2010
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A young girl that acts trashy in public to get attention but, in reality is a virgin. As soon as she is alone with a guy its hands off.

Prick teaser.
Don't bother with Susie, she's a virgin slut.
by Stan March 15, 2004
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virgin status

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HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.
by aKimboB September 16, 2010
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Virgin Slut Factor n. (vûr j n sl t f k t r) or VSF

The mathematical theory that the number of years one waits to have sex is directly proportionate to the freak level they will attain after copulation. For Example if the going age in your area is 17 and you wait until you are 18 you will probably only have one partner during this first year of discovery. Unlike the one who might wait until they are 27, who might feel that they need to make up for lost time therefore sleeping with 10 people in the first year.
It isn’t Brittany’s fault that she is a total hoochie, her VSF was just too high.
by Imajica21 May 10, 2005
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Virgin Squad

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A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.
by Weallfun September 20, 2019
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