violin fingernails 

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"

Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

violin fingernails by alyzard46 March 1, 2011

violin hickey 

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

violin hickey by firefliexx June 10, 2005

violin hickey 

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

violin hickey by firefliexx June 10, 2005

violin teacher 

A person of exceptional kindness, tollerance and patience, who has an endless supply of viola jokes. A violin teacher should be an excellent violinist, but due to a lack of confidence, glut of personal problems, or a misguided view of the profession they will subject themself to the squeeks and poor intonation of violin pupils.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.

Violin teacher: Hello X how has your violin playing been going this week?
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...

violin teacher by su_perb_violinist July 1, 2010

violin chin 

holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin

ive got to violin chin the phone because im working on a ladder, painting with one hand hoding on with the other

violin chin by riderx August 28, 2008

Violin Strings 

Slang term for large or bulging veins on the penis.

She gripped my penis so hard I thought she would snap my violin strings!

Violin Strings by TehNickelJ January 24, 2019

violin/skype fight 

(n.) 1. A petty disagreement over a trivial matter that quickly escalates into a large battle, usually between two people or a small group 2. Petty infighting that quickly gets out of hand

Anita called Annie her best friend instead of Denise and now they're all having an epic violin/skype fight over it.

violin/skype fight by dionysiseris January 13, 2011