Vans

The worst brand EVER that SOME PPL wear EVERYDAY and it looks like SHIT
PS : don't wear it ANYMORE

" I hate Vans "

by tchoupi February 3, 2020

Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2012

Vans

Awful skate company. Ever "hip" teen today wears Vans because they want to look like a skater. See Etnies.

eS shoes are WAY better than Vans poseur shoes

by Cat who shat May 31, 2004

vans

Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.

I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Vans

Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation “ANS” in it. We usuallly think of “ANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.

Bro 1: Yo dude have you been to Vans?
Bro 2: Nahh man Jesus is sus.

by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 2, 2019

vans

The stupidest brand of shoe ever invented! Only people that have no sense of fashion wear these. They are also Timko lovers! They are usually men who like big cocks!

The kid in the front row of math class staring at Timko and with retarted slip on Vans!

by Paco456 April 19, 2006

vans

1) Multiple of van

2) A "skate shoe" worn by teenage fans of heavy music.

"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"


"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004