vagina diplomat 

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

vagina diplomat by oShun May 15, 2006

Vagina Deniah

A female cockblock.

Wow, what a vagina deniah.

Vagina Deniah by dancefuckrdance June 29, 2011

vagina doodle 

A creampie performed with artistic intention. When the man ejaculates, he pulls out and cums all over the woman's vaginal opening and labia, creating a doodle with his semen. The best doodles are done with women who are shaved, since the bare skin serves as the perfect palette that allows the ejaculate to form unique and alluring patterns.

I gave her a vagina doodle she'll never forget.

vagina doodle by Steve (aka the Creampie Kid) August 2, 2007

Vagina Decliner 

Term given to describe a homosexual male (either confirmed or unconfirmed).

I pulled all my best flirting moves, but he didn't respond. He's clearly a Vagina Decliner.

Vagina Decliner by I Crack Me Up December 23, 2010

vagina date 

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

vagina date by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

VAGINA DINER

The triangle shaped resturaunt where men and occasionaly woman go to dine on some of the best hair pie and vaginer melt sandwichs usually open twenty four seven,located in the valley between the female legs, north of the cucca cave.

Ross was excited to find out that his female boss also enjoyed chowing at the vagina diner too.

My friend Cindy must of got some of those red tied clams at the vagina diner , because now she is wicked sick.

VAGINA DINER by RAZA C. September 12, 2006

vagina desertificationifier 

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

vagina desertificationifier by AKADarkie March 8, 2011