vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

by troppokelly April 4, 2010

vagaziled

a term to describe how a woman has her vagina pierced.

Girl: Hey babe, guess what? I got vagaziled..
Guy: SWEET!

by sweetness5490 January 13, 2010

Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!

by lolicakes March 23, 2011

Vagazzle

To decorate your vagina by attaching small crystals/rhinestones (said by Jennifer Love Hewitt On Lopez Tonight)

would you like it if I were to vagazzle my downstairs?

by WordWonder January 14, 2010

pajazzled

meaning a moment of utter ownage and total domination of ones online virtual self.

omfg..pajazzled..tyggkkbyenub

by enZ December 28, 2004

vajazzle

Vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your vagina. It can sometimes hurt.

Samantha wanted to make her vagina look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.

by MasterRapist4 October 3, 2013

vagazzle

To glue shiny things on your vagina.

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." -Jennifer Love Hewitt

by I<3JLH January 13, 2010