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Vaginasaurus Rex 

1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"

vaginasaurus 

The anatomy of an ancient and should be extinct reptilic woman of the Mesozic dating era. Usually carnivorous and often of enormous size.

Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy
He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.

The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.
vaginasaurus by Bermuda Ben May 12, 2008

vaginasaur 

a man that is constantly harassing girls trying to get laid.
vaginasaur by ilovethanpayne February 7, 2009

Vaginasaurus 

A vagina stretched out to a large extent, Usually that of a hookers.
The hooker from last night had a vaginasaurus
Vaginasaurus by Revy200 July 31, 2011

vaginasauraus 

a boy who emotionally cheats on his girlfriend with a good friend of his then stops speaking to her then decides to pop up in her life again.
" Jimmy never called me back, he was such a vaginasauraus"

"Jimmy spoke to Liz behind Jenny's back, what a vaginasauraus"

vaginasauring 

When one aggressively digs in their vagina and makes t-Rex noises.
Ashleigh was vaginasauring so hard. Her hand disappeared and the neighbors called the police.
vaginasauring by E-the-dude March 7, 2017

vaginasand 

A girl who is lying to get a guy to fall for them so that they can have sex
Dude, she totally used vaginasand on you
vaginasand by Andy Landry June 28, 2017