unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

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by emaN oN May 13, 2021

uptempo

The loudest music genre to have ever been made, a subgenre of hardcore, which mixes hardstyle with hardcore and adds a higher tempo (170+ bpm)

I listened to uptempo at the gym yesterday and hit a PR and promptly pissed my pants right after.

by CopeHarderNoob December 29, 2022

over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.

1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable

by P-Pope July 20, 2008

chronic unemployment

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.

Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.

by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016

Unemployment Back

A condition in which one's back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online.

"All of this job hunting has given me unemployment back."

by Mandy D. M December 14, 2006