Urethra Franklin

A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.
Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.
by Gabe Nowicki September 11, 2005
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Urethra Franklin

The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010
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urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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urethra torture

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra
“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture”
by TheTrendyPotato April 27, 2023
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Urethra beads

Urethra Beads beads small enough to fit inside your penis that can reach the bottom of the shaft
My girl wanted to use urethra beads last night
by Disguy459 December 10, 2019
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Urethra Joe

If you see urethra joe you must run far away and never look back.
"Oh my god urethra joe is coming, run!"
by Urethra Joe July 05, 2023
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